This is so stupid...I love it

12 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your shopping partner is taking their sweet time:



1. Get 24 supersize bags of cat litter and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House-wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house-wares..... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti- depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

I act 23 years old when I'm only 20...

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x]I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[] I think politics are exciting
[] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
Total: 5

[x] I show up for school/work every day, unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/bag/purse
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[x] I drink coffee/tea at least once a week
Total: 3


[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can wash a car.
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid.
[] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/work.
[x] I remember to feed my pets
Total:8

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess sometimes.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee.
[] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[] I listen to my elders.
[x] I can type fast.
Total: 4

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x]I can read a book and actually finish it.
[x] People have said that I act older than I am.
Total: 3

Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years old" in the subject