This is so stupid...I love it

12 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your shopping partner is taking their sweet time:



1. Get 24 supersize bags of cat litter and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House-wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house-wares..... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti- depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"