DEAR JESUS

THOSE ARE THE WORDS THAT HAVE BEEN COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH FOR THE LAST 15MIN. I WAS JUST LEAVING SHAYLA'S HOUSE AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND SHE YELLED SPIDER! OF COURSE I TOOK THE DEFENSE AND JUMPED ON THE COUCH WITH THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. THEN I FELT SILLY. SO SHAY GETS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND IS LOOKING FOR IT BECAUSE IT WENT UNDER HER TV STAND. SHE MOVES THE TV STAND AND TOLD ME TO COME SEE IT. AS I PEER OVER ALL I SEE IT 3 LEGS OVER AN INCH LONG NO JOKE AND THEY ARE GRAYISH WHITE. SO I JUMPED BACK ONTO THE COUCH AND THEN SCOLDED MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I LET MY IMAGINATION GET AWAY WITH ME. SO SHAY GRABBED HER UMBRELLA AND I TOLD HER TO JUST GET A SHOE. THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T. SHE HIT THE SPIDER ONCE AND BROKE OFF A LEG (OVER AN INCH LONG) AND IT KEPT RUNNING THEN IT CAME INTO FULL VIEW AND I REALIZED THAT MY IMAGINATION HAD NOT BEEN IN USE AT ALL. THIS SPIDER WAS BIGGER THAN A HALF DOLLAR NO JOKE AND IT WAS GRAYISH WHITE. IT TOOK SHAY 4 MORE HITS UNTIL IT DIED. IT SERIOUSLY WAS THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A HOUSE OR SHOULD I SAY ANYWHERE EXCEPT A PET STORE. MOM IT WAS EVEN BIGGER THAN THE ONES WE SAW IN HAWAII. ITS BODY WAS HUGE TOO. SO HERE IS THE PICTURE. I WISH I WOULD HAVE TAKEN A PIC WITH IT STILL ALIVE BUT YOU KNOW MY HEAD WASN'T QUITE THERE. ITS BEEN 20MIN AND MY HEART IS STILL BEATING FAST. SO THE PIC IS THE SPIDER DEAD IN A NAPKIN AND THAT THING ON THE LEFT IS IT LEG. NO JOKE THE LEGS WHERE AN INCH LONG. THE CRAZY THING IS I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. SO NOW I AM GOING TO PRAY FOR DREAMS WITHOUT SPIDERS AND MAKE MYSELF NOT JUMP AT EVERY ITCH I HAVE. WELL, SO LONG.